Word Prompt: Bunnies are evil!
Word Limit: 300
“General Bun Bun, We are honoured to have you at our meeting” A small rabbit squeaked as the gargantuan rabbit known as Bun Bun hopped through the warren into the war burrow.
“I was just stopping through for a sit-rep on the way to the Maternity dens.”
“The Maternity dens sir?”
“Yes, future generations of soldiers are very important.” He says as he gazes at the monitors on the burrow wall. “How goes the works on the eastern front?”
“Very well sir, the humans have no idea of our progress. Our tunneling efforts have proven fruitful as we hit a pocket of thinner soil.” The small rabbit points out a few points on the burrow monitors.
“We have been planting C4 under the foundations of all the buildings in the city. We are at approximately 40% completion. We are ahead of schedule. Warrens all over the world are reporting between 30 and 43% completion of phase one.”
“The humans will never see it coming, we will wipe out their infrastructure. And in time we will wipe the whole species from the face of the planet and take our rightful place as rulers of the planet.” General Bun Bun twitters in excitement.
An hour later after a visit to the Maternity dens General Bun Bun meets up with a brown rabbit wearing a blue jacket and shoes in human style.
“Ah, Senior adviser Peter. How is everything going?” The general inquires as he looks at Peter’s attire, he never ceases to be amazed by this strange rabbit.
“Excellent General. I have just returned from the big city.” He seems eager to say what he has to say “After speaking with another fellow called Peter, I have secured a very important alliance with a subspecies of human who also wish to see normal humans gone.”
The general is aghast, “Who are these people Peter?”
Peter Rabbit smiles, “Midgets.”
Word Count: 316
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